tartrazeen:

bearie:

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating

were–ralph:

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

scissorsisters:

titsay:

dirtbaby2016:

dirtbaby2016:

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

escuerzoresucitado:

lateafternoonsunlight:

after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

bashircore:

bashircore:

This tweet has changed my life btw

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

butchyena:

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

foxdearr:

when edgar allan poe said “tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” and when hozier said “i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave.”

dragongirltitties:

girl help they are making me do my job at work

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

titoist:

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

givingdirt: